11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television
10. Do Not Dress Your Toddler Like A Hooker
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People will get angry if you dress your toddler like a hooker. It doesn't matter if the pageant was full glitz or if you were paying homage to Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman." The viewers of "Toddlers & Tiaras" stand for something, dammit.