11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television
1. Autofellatio Really Happens
This season on the "RHOA" we learned that autofellatio is not a myth. It is a very real thing as evidenced by a stripper named Ridiculous. Also, secondary lesson here: make sure your mom is not around when he's "performing" because she will get pissed. Oh, and if you ever need an adult entertainer, or a lawyer, or a funeral planner, just call Phaedra Parks.