Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais says that he and his partner, Jane Fallon—who he's been with since 1982—decided eons ago not to have children. “We never wanted to be parents, with all that entails: the loss of freedom, total dependency,” he said. “I’m the sort of person who has to check three times that I’ve shut the door, so I’d probably stare at a kid all day to check it was breathing." [Showbiz Spy]