14 Crazy And Sort Of Disgusting Fast Foods
14 Crazy And Sort Of Disgusting Fast Food Innovations
I don't eat a ton of fast food, but I do pay close attention to the fast food industry's attempts to one-up each other with crazier, weirder and, if you ask me, more disgusting food innovations and hybrids. Take, for example, Domino's new pizza with a breaded chicken crust. Excuse me, "speciality chicken" crust, whatever that means. (I'm guessing genetically engineered chickens with no heads and 17 breasts, but I could be wrong.) Initially I was picturing a pizza pie with crust made out of, I dunno, minced chicken cooked and shaped into a circle -- GAG -- but it turns out that this chicken pizza more closely resembles that pull apart garlic bread. Each "pizza" is comprised of 12 chicken bites that, uh, are sort of stuck together in an oblong shape, and topped with various pizza toppings. When you really think about it, this is not altogether different from, say, chicken parmesan ... except Domino's is going a little nuttier with their "flavors." They're launching with four varieties: Crispy Bacon & Tomato, Spicy Jalapeno-Pineapple, Classic Hot Buffalo, and Sweet BBQ Bacon. I dunno, sounds like overkill to me. This is one fast food innovation I'll be saying NO to. [Eater]
And lo and behold, here are 13 others! Hot dog pizza? Pasta bread bowls? God help us...