UsedGirlfriend.com will dump your ex with a “humorous, rational, angry or downright cruel” scripted phone call for $5. Sounds normal, but here's where it gets weird: If you don’t mind human right’s violations, you can get the same service for free, if you post a pic and description of the girlfriend you want to dump in an attempt to trade her with someone else on the site. Yuck! Maybe they should call this site “How To Get Arrested For Human Trafficking.”