If your love is like a roller coaster, baby. Hope nobody vomits. [Flavorwire]
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Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.