Fifty Shades Classes
But in the event that you are a woman who wants to engage in Fifty Shades style BDSM, there are now group classes to teach you how. To quote Rachel Zoe, “I die.”
And if doing sex stuff in the presence of strangers is not your style, you can always attend Fifty Shades cooking classes, where you can learn to make edible ben wa balls.
And God only knows what the next class will be. Only we can make it stop. Only we can de-popularize Fifty Shades of Grey. Here are some bad erotica alternatives.
Hey, hey! There’s one about owls.