Aren't men confused enough already about what women want in bed? Now they feel like they need to live up to this book like it's some kind of Vagina Bible.Even Doctor OZ's website suggest that all men read Fifty Shades so they can learn that "sex is a whole lot more than penetration."
Poor guys. If they haven't figured that out already, they are so screwed, and reading bad erotica won't help. I haven't dated any guys who have read the book, but I fear if I do there will be a lot of awkward, misguided, haphazard attempts at spanking and bondage in my future. SAVE ME.
