Anthony Weiner At The Gym

Last year everyone was talking about Weiner’s habit of sexting at the gym. This year we’re all talking about a different, fully-clothed politician at the gym.

Make it a costume: Don a white towel around your waist, then make sure to keep your junk in one hand, and your camera phone in the other at all times. (If you’re at a party, you might need a friend to hold your drink.)