10 Types Of Emotional Cripples: Celebrity Edition
The Eeyore: Woody Allen
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Wheelchair Type: The Eeyore. Pin a tail on this guy, and he's an ass with an attitude problem.
Celebrity Example(s): Woody Allen
EC Indicators: See any of Woody's movies if you want to spend two hours with an Eeyore. On the big screen you might be entertained by watching how all female leads react to him. In real life, not so much.