#8. He dated Zoe Kravitz.

Ezra and Lenny's offspring both star in "Beware of the Gonzo" and apparently got close enough on set to warrant a public makeout session. As Zoe is now dating that turd from "Gossip Girl" -- downgrade! -- Ezra is apparently a free agent again. I want him to date Intern Rachel, since I am apparently too old for him. Sigh.