10 Things Joan Holloway Harris Would Say About Dating
1. "Men don't take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate."
Translation: This one's self-explanatory.
Logic: Sometimes dudes are utter and complete wusses about breaking up with you. Hence, "ghosting," not returning your texts, and straight-up acting like an asshole until you finally break up with him.
You deserve to be broken up with better than that: if a man doesn't take the time to end things the right way, it says more about him than it does about you.