10 Things Joan Holloway Harris Would Say About Dating
6. "One minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawn mower."
Translation: There are good dates and bad dates. You're going to go on both.
Logic: Sometimes you'll make out with a Liam Hemsworth-lookalike on your front porch for 30 minutes, sometimes a dude will get so wasted that he barfs on your Repetto flats. It happens to all of us.
Do yourself a favor: Learn to laugh about it.