7 Things I Like About Gwyneth Paltrow
1. She made this joke on Twitter.
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This literally made me laugh out loud. This is how humble bragging should be done. (This joke is actually made ever funnier if you're one of those people, and I'm not saying I am, who believes GP and Chris Martin never actually bang at all anymore because then she really could be wondering who besides him she has to bang to get a copy of the record.) Related: Who Is Gwyneth Paltrow's Frenemy?