7 Things I Like About Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm sure it has not escaped your notice that I am not the biggest Gwyneth Paltrow fan. After numerous posts in which I took GP to task for her various displays of out-of-touch, pretentious BS -- like the time she gave her GOOP readers a glimpse into the life of working motherhood, via three insanely wealthy women -- I decided to lay off ol' Goopy for a while. If you don't have anything nice to say, Amelia, I thought, don't say anything at all! And oddly enough, this exercise is abstaining from negativity has produced positive results! I am suddenly able to count -- on two hands -- the things I like about Gwyneth Paltrow! Here, the seven nice things to say about her.