10 Strange & Disturbing Animal Mating Rituals
Male dolphins have very special penises, bordering on totally batcrackers. Their penises are retractable, and prehensile, meaning male dolphins can operate their penises with the agility of a hand. That said, they're often terrible at getting it on. Their high sex drives mean that they try and hump a lot of non-dolphin entities, including other animals and inanimate objects. Sounds just like a teenage boy.