Furry Jackets

There is no reason for fur to line the outside of jacket's hood. Really. It doesn't keep the face warmer; its function appears to be to wave ever so slightly in the wind -- like wheat over a field or a beauty pageant contestant's hand. Fur situated on any jacket's exterior regions should be a warning: Whether she's a hipster in a vintage Jackie O number or a well-heeled fashionista in Dolce & Gabbana, she's saying, "I expect expensive touches, and if you don't believe me, get a load of my vagazzling."