10 Signs She’s A High-Maintenance Girlfriend
Emily Bracken / September 13, 2011
Portable Purse Dogs
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Like the woman who can't go to the bathroom without a friend (highmay-esque, but not a serious enough offense to make the list), a small dog in the purse indicates some serious co-dependency issues. You see, this girl sees herself as the dog, and she wants to be coddled, petted and looked after at all times of day from the safety of a very expensive handbag. Dogs, like the stuffed animal, should be left at home or in the backyard, not brought into human settings like the supermarket, a plane or a cocktail party. If she can't get through the day without someone, or something, making her feel loved at all times, imagine what she'll be like at 3 a.m. when her boyfriend isn’t there by her side. Text-stalking, multiple phone calls and jealous Cosmo-infused rants are not only likely, they should be expected.