1. Extreme Athlete/Gym Nut

Dating a guy who puts in at least six days a week at the gym or runs, surfs and hikes, and not on separate days, will be about as much fun as biking across Africa with a UTI. As if women on a perpetual diet aren't highmay enough, a peripatetic "vegan" athlete will not only watch what he eats, he'll judge what you eat. Gals, what you really don't need is a boyfriend with hips the size of a Geisha telling you over a romantic fat-free dinner "that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." We already have Rachel Zoe for that.