10 Signs A Man Is Starting To Take Over Your Apartment
2. There Goes The Sophisticated Bedscape!
Dude brought his own pillow, which I suspect he's probably had for a decade, but that's fine. People are partial to their pillows, I know. But THAT PILLOW CASE. It was once black but is now a charcoal grey and it is covered in little white SKULLS. To say it clashes with my bedding would be an understatement. This pillow case clashes with my entire belief system. When the bed is made, this bitch is hidden behind the nine other pillows on my bed, which is apparently eight too many according to the Dude.