I knew "The Swan" was wrong on a moral and ethical level, but it was too morbidly fascinating not to watch. I pretty much felt suicidal after every episode, watching those former "ugly ducklings" realize that they had made a huge mistake by getting 40 plastic surgeries at once. And the Sawn pageant finale? It was the worst humankind had to offer. Fun fact: The show featured Dr. Terry Dubrow who is the husband of Heather, the new "Real Housewives of Orange County" cast member. Reality roots run deep.