As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed -- actually she autotuned it -- "money can't buy you class." Money also can't buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high-end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of taste and the desire to look like a meth-addict out for her first post-prison cig break? We've got some really wowzer designer trousers just for you. Check them out in our gallery of wildly overpriced ugly pants.