By Darin Strauss
Why Your Life Is Better: You're not haunted by the fact that you killed your classmate on your way to play some mini golf.
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Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a day after their 10-year wedding anniversary — the couple announced that they’re calling it quits for good.
“After much thought and careful consideration,…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.