It's Bastille Day! Got a hot French boyfriend of your own? Lucky you. The rest of us will have to get into the spirit by ogling these 10 French dudes whilst imagining them whispering naughty French phrases in our ears. Keep clicking to see who butters our baguettes and what we'd love to hear them say in their native tongues...
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.