Mickey Rourke was pulled over in 2007 for driving a little green scooter and told the officer he wasn't drunk. " ... I'm not drunk ... I had two drinks hours before they stopped me," Rourke said, along with a list of expletives, adding that the arresting officer was "unfit for duty." Yeah, I heard police get a kick out of it when you swear at them and call them "unfit for duty." [All Headline News]