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Luckily, for the lives of Americans, Burger King’s Enormous Omelet Sandwich has gone into retirement. The breakfast sandwich behemoth sported a double layer of egg followed by a single layer of sausage patties, bacon, and cheese. That comes out to 730 calories, kids. What a great way to start off the day. The Omelet oddity generated a lot of negative press for the chain due to the sandwich’s blatant disregard for people’s health. Burger King responded by throwing on a layer of ham and introducing the Meat’normous variation of the meal. Somehow there is no record of the sandwich killing someone.