Benjamin Button in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

Obvi I’m talking about the section of the film where Benjamin and Cate Blanchette are the same age, and they’re having their sexy times setting up their new apartment, riding around on boats, and so on. I do believe I could die happy – I do believe it’d be worth it to be married to an infant when I myself was 85 – if it meant I’d enjoy two hours alone with Benjamin Button and his perfect, naked sternum.