Crocs. Style expert Tim Gunn once related the infamous rubber clog to a “plastic hoof.” They may keep your feet comfortable, but you’ll look like you have zero style. Crocs’ recent ad campaign calls for you to “feel the love,” but we’re convinced that you’ll only feel the stares and snickers of strangers if you walk outside with these on.
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…