To give us some clues of what to expect, let's look back at some other dudes who gave televised mea culpas for their sins—mostly of the lying, cheating variety.
“We are constantly told to buy more, buy, buy, buy! But do we really need it?”…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.