We've had lots of boyfriends who we've had to remind to wash their hands before they put them anywhere near our vaginas. Don't they know that dirty paws cause yeast and bacterial infections, or, on the off chance that he's been chopping jalepenos, a fucking wildfire down there? These are the kinds of thing that people with penises don't seem to understand. They think we're molly coddling our coochies, being precious about our privates, but vadges really are temperamental.
Because of germs and jalepenos and general man hand dirtiness, we humbly request that the Invention Gods create a biometric hand sanitizer so boys could scan their hands and be germ/jalepeno/whatever-free within seconds. How much more fun would that make sex? A lot more, we think.
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First daughter Malia Obama, and incidentally also one of our style icons, was spotted in Brooklyn on Friday, shooting an episode of Lena Dunham’s television series ‘Girls.’
She was spotted sipping a drink outside of the hipster haven Aurora Restaurant in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. And it appears as though she is in a scene…
Looks like a good kisser to me.