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Comedian Evan Jacobs goes balls deep with his blogging. He really stuck it to the internets by telling the most hilarious version of the scariest story I’ve ever heard about testicles. I don’t even have a scrotum and I swear I was feeling sympathy pains from the gruesome tale. What happened, you bravely ask? Well, while lifting some weights in the bent-over-row position, Jacobs overdid it and felt his balls jump around and trade places. A couple painful hours later, the dude found himself in the ER with a doctor taking a manual stool sample and an ultrasound of his junk. As it turned out, he had something called testicular torsion, or his spermatic cord to a testicle twisted, cutting off the blood supply. Luckily, because he wisely ran to the hospital ASAP, he can still father children. Let this be a lesson to us all: If anything in your crotch area hurts, go see a friggin’ doctor! The embarrassment is temporary; the damage may be permanent. [Asylum.com]

So, because we ladies of The Frisky want all of the man junk of the world to be happy and healthy, we’ve gathered a list of problemos you might not have ever heard of yet, but you’ll be glad you did here.