There's lots of reasons you might be jealous of Diane Kruger. She's a famous movie star. She dates Joshua Jackson. She's unbelievably beautiful. But here's why I wish I could be her: the bitch lives in Paris. She and Joshua Jackson wake up every day to coffee and croissants at her favorite little Parisian cafe. Oh, the nerve!
Plus, Diane's high profile means she has access to all of the best designers, whoclamor to dress her.
So yes, I'm jealous of Diane Kruger's life. After the jump, some of the other famous celebs whose lives we're green with envy over.
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