"I have a problem with the word foreplay. What are we doing in bed, playing golf? It should be called teaseplay. That's what it is—we'll, when it's good, anyway. See, women don't have whatever it is that makes you guys horny for no damn reason. We need to be teased into good sex. We need to think it first, feel it second, then do it third. Get it right and she'll be more than primed for sex. In fact, she'll be begging for it."
-- Jenny McCarthy on foreplay, err, I mean teaseplay in FHM [FHM]