Oh noes! Jessica Simpson has been dealt a double dumping! A breakup whammy! According to E! Online, Jessica and her longtime hairdresser and main gay, Ken Paves, are done. Though he’s supported her through many hairstyles and haircolors, not to mention a divorce and a handful of breakups, Paves apparently got in a huge fight with Jessica this summer and wants nothing to do with her. Jessica is supposedly devastated, while a source says Ken has moved on and supposedly already replaced her on his bestie speed dial with another client, Eva Longoria. Of course, E! notes that though Paves missed Jessica’s birthday celebration in July and did not come out to support her fashion line launch last week, he did tweet some words of support and denies a rift. Whatever the case may be, we hope these two work things out, if only so Jessica’s hair doesn’t suffer. [E! Online]

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