Hilary Duff & Shia Labeouf

What Actually Happened: Shia told Details that his one date with Hilary Duff “probably the worst date either of us have ever had.” She has been mum on the topic, but just had her first baby with husband Mike Comrie. Shia, meanwhile, is on an ongoing quest to make anyone who ever considered him hot question their sanity.

What Could Have Happened If They Became A Couple: I like to think this coupledom would have rendered them both even more irrelevant than they already are and the world would have reaped untold rewards. “Wall Street 2″ would have never happened. I wouldn’t have dropped my iPhone three times and cracked the screen. Etcetera. Basically, they are the key to my Butterfly Effect.

Level Of Relief This Couple Was Not Meant To Be: Huge (if my prediction is right, that is). Plus DuffLabeouf has a great ring to it.