LeAnn Rimes & Tiger Woods

What Actually Happened: Before she married ex-husband Dean Sheremet in 2002, LeAnn Rimes and Tiger Woods went out a few times and hooked up, and he "really liked her" because "he likes those blondes!" Indeed. Sadly for TIger, LeAnn must have smelled the skeezy cheater on him, thought they had too much in common (I kid!), and married backup dancer Dean instead. Tiger went on to marry Elin Nordegren, cheat on her, like, 10,000 times in what is now an infamous scandal, and disgrace his reputation. Meanwhile, LeAnn cheated on Dean with her married co-star, Eddie Cibrian, the two split, and she married Eddie last year.

What Could Have Happened If They Became A Couple: Do two cheaters cancel each other out? We'll never know I guess. But I sure as shit would have been happy not to ever have Eddie Cibrian become a tabloid fixture. That douche has been ruining my enjoyment of Us Weekly for almost two years now.

Level Of Relief This Couple Was Not Meant To Be: Low. I kind of wish we could have seen more of these two together. Could have been fascinating. It's not too late, guys!