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My favorite Twitter celebrity (for reals, he’s hilarious) is John Mayer. After that whole Will.I.am incident, Mayer had some words for dear Perez Hilton. “People don’t want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.” Mayer also offered some help to the blogger, “I also want to train you in an old martial art called ‘Never Call A Black Dude a F*ggot Jitsu.’” Perez got upset and said, “Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.” If Mayer took over Perez’s website, I would totally die happy ... and actually read it. [RollingStone.com]