Jared Leto: "First he was that awful dude on 'My So-Called Life.' Now he wears guyliner and is in that awful band. In spite of all that, I think it really would only take me thirty seconds to get to Mars. If Jared Leto were on Mars."
Fidel Castro: "In real life were we to ever meet, I would try to kill him. However, my techniques for murder would definitely include seduction first. Just look at that f**king beard."
Scott Disick: "I have a feeling hair pulling and dirty talk are part of his repertoire, along with dressing like an idiot."
In reading through their selections, I developed a few new crushes I never thought of before -- mmm, Triton from "The Little Mermaid" -- but I also have some suggestions of my own. Click onward for 10 guys I shouldn't be attracted to ... but f**k it, I can't help it, I just am.