Why We Want One: Manatees, commonly known as sea cows, are big and fat and friendly and wouldn't it be fun to put a saddle on one and ride it around Key West?
Why We Can't Have One: They weigh 1300 pounds and are nearing extinction.
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…