Why We Want One: A huge population of these guys were just discovered in an undersea vent near Antarctica, and scientists have nicknamed them "Hasselhoff Crabs" due to their distinctly hairy chests. How cute is that?
Why We Can't Have One: Hasselhoff Crabs thrive in Antarctic water 2500 feet below the surface. Not exactly easy to recreate these conditions with an aquarium from PetSmart.
Looks like a good kisser to me.
Michael B. Jordan — Michael on “The Wire,” Vince on “Friday Night Lights,” Oscar Grant in “Fruitville Station” — was already fine as hell, but it looks like he spent quite a bit of time at the gym preparing for his “Rocky” spin-off movie, “Creed.” The trailer dropped on Tuesday and features Sly Stallone reprising…