Why We Want One: A huge population of these guys were just discovered in an undersea vent near Antarctica, and scientists have nicknamed them "Hasselhoff Crabs" due to their distinctly hairy chests. How cute is that?
Why We Can't Have One: Hasselhoff Crabs thrive in Antarctic water 2500 feet below the surface. Not exactly easy to recreate these conditions with an aquarium from PetSmart.
He Vogues especially well.
Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!
Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a day after their 10-year wedding anniversary — the couple announced that they’re calling it quits for good.
“After much thought and careful consideration,…