Why We Want One: Do we really need to explain?
Why We Can't Have One: They're endangered, grow up to weigh 300 pounds, and have been known to attack humans who irritate them. We can only assume that driving them around in a vintage baby pram might be irritating.
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…