Why We Want One: It may look like a perpetually perky character from "The Muppets," but it's actually a neotonic salamander with a big smile and great hair.
Why We Can't Have One: Well, for one, they require a diet of live bloodworms, which doesn't sound very pleasant.
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…