Seagulls

Remember back in the day when humans thought it was so cute to feed seagulls little pieces of bread and then we CREATED A SPECIES OF RUDE, ENTITLED MONSTERS? 

Now I need to say to seagulls what my boyfriend says to me whenever we go out to dinner: it's totally fine if you want a bite of my food, but please ask before you dive headfirst into my platter of enchiladas.