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We’ll Never Know Who January Jones’ Baby Daddy Is And We Can Thank Jack Nicholson For That

Ami AngelowiczMay 21, 2013 //

Amelia has a conspiracy theory on who January Jones' baby daddy is. Read More »

SS: January Jones

The "Mad Men" actress is black, white, and red all over. Read More »

January And Liam?!

Get the deets on the alleged makeout sesh... Read More »

Quotable

“That’s my son’s business … It’s not the public’s business. Jack Nicholson once told me: ‘You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They’ll never believe in your character.’ Women should have lots of secrets. It’s our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?”

– January Jones responds to being asked who the father of 20-month-old Xander is in her New York Times profile. Now I’m thinking is Jack Nicholson is the father, which would make for a great memoir. [NYTimes]

True Story: I’m A Fetish Model

Roswell IvoryMay 21, 2013 //

Fetishes 101

What's a fetish? What's a paraphilia? This post explains it all! Read More »

First Time: Dominatrix

She tried to be a dom... Read More »

Tales Of A Kinky Feminist

You can be a kinky feminist and flawed human being. Read More »

First Time: Spanking Party

This is what happens at a spanking party. Read More »

True Story

If my suitcase bursts on the morning commuter train, it would be a more dramatic moment than for most. If a dapper businessman doesn’t drop his coffee all over my designer rubber wardrobe, the poor girl behind the tea trolley may slip on a ball-gag. From the expressions on the faces of everyone else, I am likely to know: A) if they have a fetish, and B) what it is.

I’m a fetish model. That is my job. I started off my career while I was in school, earning some extra cash modeling for a friend’s bondage website. When she encouraged me to join a site that specialized in fetish modeling, I booked enough work to go full-time after finishing my degree. Since then, I’ve been photographed in 13 countries and four states, tied up everywhere from stunning church ruins to secret underground dungeons below country mansions and have stomped down catwalks in just about every kind of outfit imaginable. (See above!) Keep reading »

Fat Blogger Poses Like She’s In An Abercrombie & Fitch Ad

Jessica WakemanMay 21, 2013 //

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Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Mike Jeffries said he only wants his clothes worn by “the cool and popular kids,” not the “not-so-cool kids,” which is why sizes only go up to women’s size 10. Men’s sizes, by the way, go up to XL and XXL because it’s only women who can be too fat for Abercrombie’s clothes. Fuck that noise! Here’s Jes from the blog The Militant Baker posing with a traditionally “hot” male model in a variety of Abercrombie & Fitch poses. In an open letter on her web site she writes,

“I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or that the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick.”

Who says fat girls aren’t the cool kids? [The Militant Baker via BuzzFeed]

Abercrombie's CEO

Abercrombie & Fitch Ad, An Open Letter To Mike Jeffries

An open letter to the offensive CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »

Comedian's DBag Prank

Comedian takes on doucebag Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »

Your Fat Partner

Seven ways to be a good ally to your fat lover. Read More »

It’s Time To Cry: Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Her Dog — Alive! — During News Interview

Winona Dimeo-EdigerMay 21, 2013 //

I Love My Dog

Amelia is terrified of losing her dog, Lucca. Read More »

Support Therapy Dogs!

Amelia supports The Good Dog Foundation. Read More »

Sick Doggie

This man helps his sick dog sleep better with nightly lake swims. Read More »

"This was my second prayer."

I didn’t sleep at all last night after reading about and seeing the horrific aftermath of the deadly tornado that ripped through Moore, Oklahoma. Such gruesome images and unbelievable destruction. Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone who was affected (if you’re looking for specific ways to help, check out this list). In the midst of all this horror, there are always little bright spots, one of which is this interview with Moore resident Barbara Garcia. Even though her home was completely destroyed, Garcia survived the tornado by hunkering down in her bathroom with her beloved dog, who was tragically ripped out of her arms by the high winds. As Garcia is recounting the story to CBS News, the reporter spots a dog buried in the rubble behind her, which turns out to be — you guessed it! — Garcia’s missing dog. After being dug out and reunited with its owner, the dog seems scared but miraculously unharmed. You’ll definitely need a couple tissues to get through this one. [CBS News]

Dating Don’ts: 5 Tips For The Highly Allergic Dater

Anna Sofia MartinMay 21, 2013 //

Dating Don'ts: Online Realities

Some things you might not know about online dating. Read More »

Dating Don'ts: Musicians

Be forewarned before you date a musician. Read More »

Dating Don'ts: Cleaning

Simple ways to spring clean your love life. Read More »

Spring is in the air – and in your nose. You sneeze, ooze, and actively resist the urge to claw your itching eyes out. That is, if you’re allergic like me. I cope with an assortment of antihistamines and avoidance tactics: yes, I’m totally fine NOT going outside today, or for the next three weeks! My brother jokes that he should build a portable bubble for me to live in during pollen season, and some days I really would prefer to hibernate in a hypoallergenic biosphere for the entire spring and summer. It’s just that I’m single. So I can’t. There are dates to be had.

Living with allergies, I’ve learned to avoid any of the following: cats (or people in coats covered with cat hair); shrimp, oysters, and any other annoying member of the shellfish family; fresh strawberries and apples. Damn farmer’s market! Having allergies is simply part of who I am – who needs to go apple picking anyway? But to a non-allergic person, like that Jon Hamm lookalike who asked me out, I fear coming off like a human science experiment. For highly allergic people everywhere, here are some tips for navigating your spring/summer dates: Keep reading »

“I’m Getting Older 2″: One Man’s Interpretative Dance To “Landslide” In His Underwear

Ami AngelowiczMay 21, 2013 //

Treadmill Dancer

Hold me closer, treadmill dancer. Watch »

Types Of Dancers

You'll always see these people shakin' it at the club. Read More »

Dance!

This person dances like no one is watching. Watch »

A Sensible Mashup

Tyler Marcum's 30th birthday gift to himself

When self-described “human unicorn” Tyler Marcum was 20, he filmed an interpretive dance to “Landslide” in his underwear. Cut to a decade later. Tyler is turning 30 and he decided to pay homage to his last decade of life by filming himself doing the dance again. Being auteur that he is, he had the good instinct to create a “sensible mashup” of his dancing selves entitled “I’m Getting Older 2.”

There’s nothing sensible about it. But that’s why I think it’s a new Internet classic. His dance stylings are so fine (I particularly like his belly wave and butt shimmy) that I’ll give him a pass for thinking that the Dixie Chicks were the original artists of “Landslide.” Happy Birthday, Tyler. You’re only getting better with age. I’ll be looking forward to “I’m Getting Older 3″ when you turn 40. [YouTube]

How You Can Help Oklahoma’s Tornado Victims

Julie GersteinMay 21, 2013 //

Give To Girls, Inc.

Support girls through mentoring and hands-on training. Read More »

Give Guide: Julie

Find out more about the Wounded Warrior Project. Read More »

Give Guide: Amelia

Amelia supports The Good Dog Foundation. Read More »

How To Help

Monday afternoon a mile-wide tornado ripped through Moore, Oklahoma, a suburb on the outskirts of Oklahoma City. The tornado’s deadly path tore through a hospital and two schools, and while rescue crews still aren’t sure about the exact number of victims, the county medical examiner confirmed that there are at least 24 dead.

As search crews continue to look for any remaining survivors amid the rubble, we wanted to let the people of Moore and its surrounding communities know that we are thinking of them, and want to give you, our readers, the opportunity to help out.

After the jump, a list of charities you can donate to, that will help to rescue, recover and restore the people of Moore. In most cases, due to time, space and administrative costs, these charities are asking for financial, rather than material, donations. Generally, whenever possible, it’s good to donate to local organizations and charities first, as they typically have a better idea of what’s need in their communities and are more invested in recovering and reviving affected areas. Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: Who Can Do It? CatieCan!

Jessica WakemanMay 21, 2013 //

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments — heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to bring back our regular column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet CatieCan!

(And if you’re interested in being featured as a Reader Revealed, shoot me an email with “Reader Revealed” in the subject line!) Keep reading »

If You Don’t Show Sidebutt This Summer You Will Be Shunned So Get It Together

CelebuzzMay 21, 2013 //

Ke$ha's Souped-Up Vag

Ke$ha says she has a "souped-up vagina." Read More »

Ke$ha Drank Her Pee

Yes, she did. Read More »

Ke$ha's Lip Tattoo

Ke$ha tattooed the words "suck it" on her lip. Read More »

Ke$ha's Memoir

It's the new "Feminine Mystique," she says. Read More »

Ke$ha shows off side-butt at the Billboard Music Awards

Did y’all see Ke$ha at the Billboard Music Awards and think, “Wow, she’s brave to wear so little makeup at such a star-studded event.” If so then you’re probably dead or an Evangelical or work for Hollywood Life or something because the rest of the world was agog about her Givenchy dress that showed off her formidable haunches.

Sidebutt (or “Side-butt”) is now A Thing after the “Die Young” singer pranced down the blue carpet like a prized racehorse to show off how the human body reacts to infinite amounts of squat-thrust exercises. Read more on Celebuzz…

Rihanna’s Dad Says He’s Still Chris Brown’s “Number One Fan”

Jessica WakemanMay 21, 2013 //

Dad Calls Her "Fat"

Rihanna's dad calls her "fat" and calls Chris Brown a "nice guy." Read More »

Onion Satire

A piece on the Onion about Chris Brown and Rihanna rankles some. Read More »

Rihanna's Ink

All 19 of RiRi's tattoos up close! 20 Photos »

morning quickies

Here’s how Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty reacted to her breakup from Chris Brown: “I’m still his No. 1 fan — I still like Chris regardless.” Reminder: this is the same dad who called his daughter “fat” in an interview. [Global Grind]
Brad Pitt confessed to Esquire he was worried he did too much “drug damage” to his brain. [Dlisted]
Sorry, ladies, Justin Bartha is off the market. He’s engaged to personal trainer Lia Smith. [People]
Bikini wax pain: what’s normal and what’s not! [Allure] Keep reading »