Zooey Deschanel & Jacob Pechenik Are Engaged

  • Zooey Deschanel is engaged to boyfriend Jacob Pechenik! Last week, the couple announced Zooey’s pregnancy with their first child. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • Jay Leno spoke out against Bill Cosby: “Why is it so hard to believe the accusers?” [People]
  • Here’s everything you need to know about eating your placenta (just don’t steal our pipe dream of starting a placenta cupcake business). [YouBeauty] Keep reading »

This Bigfoot Hunter Has A Swell Investment Opportunity For Some Sucker Out There

I do not personally believe in Bigfoot, but there are a lot of people who do. Why? I’m not sure. You’d think that it would occur to these people that if Bigfoot did exist that we would have found one by now, or at least the rotting carcass of one. I mean, unless they think that these creatures have a magical ability to disappear upon death or something.

Anyway, some people are so into the idea of sasquatches secretly existing that they basically spend all their spare time trying to find one. Carmine “Tom” Biscardi is one of those people–and he needs your help. $3 million dollars worth of help, in fact. Keep reading »

This 108-Year-Old Woman Says The Key To Health Is Avoiding Men

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"I've Never Had To Depend On Anybody"

Jessie Gallan, the oldest woman in Scotland, celebrated her 108th birthday on January 2. Gallan was born on a farm, in a tiny two-room cottage, and then went on to work at a hotel that was visited by the Queen and the Queen Mother during her time on staff there. Her tip to lead such a long, healthy life has nothing to do with kale or anti-aging cream. She told the Daily Mail, “My secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” Oh, and porridge. “I also made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” Great tip, Jessie! [Daily Mail UK]

Watch This Goat Get His Head Stuck In A Chip Bag

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This Is Kind Of Making My Day

When Buzz the goat found an empty chip bag, he couldn’t resist attempting to eat the crumbs at the bottom and got himself stuck. Instead of letting a human (or the family dog) help him get the bag off, he took off running! Maybe he was having too much fun?

NYU Student Filmed Himself Setting A Woman On Fire And Serenading Her

Jaime Castano, a 20-year-old former NYU student is being charged with reckless endangerment and assault for having “allegedly” set fire to the bedding of a sleeping female classmate and then singing to her. “Allegedly” is in quotation marks, because he actually filmed the incident and shared it on Snapchat with a number of friends.

The victim admits to having been intoxicated and had fallen asleep on a bed in Castano’s dorm room. She doesn’t recall the incident, but woke up to find burn holes all over the mattress and comforter, and burns on her torso. The film, however, shows her getting up and attempting to put the fire out as Castano sang to her like a weirdo. Keep reading »

Please Explain To Me Which Aspect Of Bulletproof Coffee Is Not Insane

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There are few things on this earth I love more than coffee and butter, but mixing them together seems nothing short of blasphemous. Bulletproof coffee, as this combo is so affectionately called, has seeped its way into the morning routines of seemingly sane people over the past few months and been beaten to death by the New York Times Style section, but I’m still not sure how to feel about it. Keep reading »

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