Jon Hamm Has Undergone Treatment For Alcohol Addiction

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2015
Oof, were Don Draper's tumbler glasses full of real booze this whole time? More »

Farrah Vs. Catelynn Drama Abounds On “Teen Mom” Premiere

By: Claire Hannum / March 24, 2015
And there were TEARS. More »

Duck Dynasty Dude Shares Beautiful Dream Of Atheist Family Being Raped And Beheaded

By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 24, 2015
This Friday, some wacko site called TruNews (sounds legit) aired a speech given by "Duck Dynasty" patriarch Phil Robertson at the Vero Beach Prayer Breakfast earlier that day. The site described it as "powerful"; I, however, and probably you, would describe it as "fucking batshit." At least the part of it where he makes a point… More »

Princeton Review Misquotes Taylor Swift Song

By: College Candy / March 24, 2015
This is what the Princeton Review gets for trying to stay relevant. In an effort to get kids to actually read the SAT practice test books that their parents buy them, the Princeton Review uses popular song lyrics to give lessons in grammar. “Pop lyrics are a great source of bad grammar,” the lesson read… More »

Check Out Ted Cruz’s Anti-Woman Campaign Platform

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / March 24, 2015
The ladies, he does not love them. More »

Please Let Kylie Jenner’s Rap Single Be A Real Thing

By: Claire Hannum / March 24, 2015
The announcement is appropriately hashtagged #WeCantMakeThisShitUp, but I mean, can't they? They could most certainly make this shit up. More »

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