E. Jean, Elle’s Advice Columnist, Needs To Stop

By: Julie Gerstein / September 29, 2010
Usually we read Elle magazine's advice column "Ask E. Jean" with a sense of bemused horror. We imagine E. Jean sitting poolside sipping a Mai Tai, systematically rattling off terrible, cliche, and gender-stereotyped advice to a beleaguered assistant who's forced to type up every word. You see, the women who write into E. Jean ofte… More »

The World’s Worst Tattoo Session

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 29, 2010
This woman should never attempt to get a tattoo ever, ever again. I think the tattoo artist was being kind when he called her "parsnippety." I don’t even want to know what she’s like in childbirth. [BuzzFeed]… More »

Brad Goreski Is Divorcing Rachel Zoe

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 29, 2010
Major bananas news that will make you die! Lovable "Rachel Zoe Project" assistant Brad Goreski, aka Rachel Zoe’s surrogate child/gay husband, is leaving her as of October 1. “I love Rachel and she’s taught me everything I know … but there’s a point where either I do it now or I’ll never… More »

Mind Of Man: How To Compliment A Naked Man

By: John DeVore / September 29, 2010
How do you compliment a naked man? You don’t. The Golden Rule of Sex is usually do others as you would have them do you, but not in this case. Women enjoy sincere compliments in the bedroom. Not over-rehearsed grunts or snippets of porno dialogue like “Oh baby, you’re so baby, baby.” In my personal… More »

An “Alice In Wonderland” Headband For Grown-Ups

By: Leonora Epstein / September 29, 2010
Fashion is often a balancing act, and this Asos headband is a perfect example of how to do it. For starters, it's a hair accessory that's almost jewelry-like thanks to its gold wire form. Second, you get the girly "Alice in Wonderland" edge with a sweet bow, but the look is not too flamboyant or… More »

What Would Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson’s Kid Look Like?

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 29, 2010
It's the question Twihards can't stop thinking about as they drift off to sleep at night. If Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, err, Bella and Edward, were to breed—what would their baby look like? Well, casting directors are trying to figure that out as we speak, as they audition young actresses for… More »