Playboy Playmate (and Hef’s ex) Karissa Shannon makes no bones about being a cougar-in-training as she broadcasts her affections for 12-year-old Jaden Smith. Sexualizing children doesn’t suddenly become acceptable if it’s a boy being sexualized instead of a girl, Karissa! [Sociological Images] Keep reading »
Here is the video for the second single, “Miss Nothing,” from Taylor Momsen
‘s band, The Pretty Reckless
. As far as I can tell, there really is no plot here beyond watching Momsen writhe around in a scene that references the Last Supper. And it looks like some guys from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band might have shown up at the end? Essentially, it’s a bunch of dudes watching a teenager roll around in a mini dress while they have a food fight. Momsen’s version of the classic rap video? Keep reading »
Sex with an ex is a really bad idea. Whoever came up with the concept of “breakup sex” was either a pathetic masochist or just lazy. Breakup sex isn’t just “one more for the road.” It’s being given a delicious cupcake, then having it slapped out of your mouth. Breakup sex is a fluffy, comfy pillow for you to rest your head on while your neck is in the guillotine. I don’t think you understand me.
Let me rephrase: breakup sex is like getting viciously mugged, then running after the assailant because he forgot to take your watch. I imagine vampires always have breakup sex, because sex with a vampire is always melancholy, awkward, and then there are the tears of blood. Keep reading »
Have you ever gotten hurt, needed a Band-Aid, and then wished you were a kid, so you could wear a cool bandage with a princess or Superman on it, instead of a plain boring one? Well, that bandage of yours doesn’t need to be simple anymore thanks to Boo-Boo-Bling, a crystal cover that decks your bandage out in serious bling. Each package of Boo-Boo-Bling contains seven adhesive covers in three different sizes for any size injury. You can sport a scraped knee, blister, or broken nail in style and sparkle until the injury heals. [$5.99, Boo-Boo-Bling] Keep reading »