Quotable: Kim Kardashian Just Wants A Nice, Normal Armenian Guy

“[My mother is] trying to come up with all these names in Hollywood, and I’m like, ‘Just get me out of here. I want a normal Armenian boy.’”

Kim Kardashian on getting set up on a blind date by Kris Jenner. I’d like to see the queue of “normal Armenian boys” forming outside of the Kardashian house as we speak. [People] Keep reading »

Lanvin’s “Marry Me!” Fragrance Skips Subtle Marketing Tactics

You can thank the “Mad Men” episode about Pond’s Cold Cream for reminding us of an era when advertising appealed directly to a stereotyped female psyche. As Freddy says about Pond’s: “If young girls started using it, maybe they’d find a husband and they wouldn’t be so angry … if you use Pond’s you’ll get married.” We’re thinking the folks at Lanvin drew inspiration from Sterling Cooper Draper Price, as their new fragrance “Marry Me!” is anything but subtle, cutting right to the chase with its white dress-clad model and company. Ladies, buy this perfume, and your guy will propose. Gag. [Fragrantica] Keep reading »

Watch How You Install That Home Stripper Pole

This isn’t the first stripper pole fail we’ve seen, and we’re pretty sure this won’t be the last. Here’s the thing about stripper poles. Either make sure you follow the instructions on the box of your home stripper pole kit, or please leave the pole dancing to the professionals, ladies. We’re looking out for you. Because who wants to end up on YouTube for all the wrong stripper pole reasons? [Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »

Dear Wendy Updates: “Pregnant And Terrified” Responds

It’s time again for “Dear Wendy Updates,” a feature where people I’ve given advice to in the past let us know whether they followed the advice and how they’re doing today. After the jump, we hear from “Pregnant and Terrified” whose booty call friend got her pregnant. She knew she wanted to get an abortion, but wasn’t sure she should tell her casual sex partner for fear of freaking him out or scaring him off. She also worried he’d be against abortion and would try to talk her out of terminating the pregnancy. I told her that scaring him shouldn’t be her concern and that “he’s as responsible for the pregnancy as you are so there’s no reason you should feel the need to sugar-coat the news or soften the shock.” I also told her to explain that she felt he deserved to know, but that it’s her body and she’s decided to get an abortion. So, did she tell him the news? Did he freak out or was he there for her? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »

Cosmopolitan Magazine Thinks You Eat Like A Pig

The Cut picks this Cosmopolitan image as its “Best Story Illustration” from the August fashion magazines, but we beg to differ. Sure, the piglets are cute, but a girl eating like a pig is the message, and that doesn’t sound right. The caption on the left reads: “Keep eating like that and no one will be calling you Babe.” Agreed, no one needs to pack away an entire pizza, but all being equated to pigs makes us want to do is squeal. [The Cut] Keep reading »

Quotable: Tiger Woods Has His Balls Under Control

“It feels good to be able to control my ball all day like this.”

Tiger Woods in response to coming in 12th at the Barclay’s tournament. He should really be careful how he uses the terms “ball,” “stroke,” and “hole in one” for the rest of eternity. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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