Clearly, bad facial hair is a pet peeve of ours. It’s not that we’ve got anything against it in general — in fact, we love a swarthy man with an amazing beard — but if it’s not done right, facial hair can be totally wretch-worthy. Like the looks Seth Green and Elijah Wood are rocking! Two totally different fuzzy styles, one pool of vomit at our feet. Was Green’s razor inspired by a particularly raging game of Super Mario Brothers? Is that a merkin glued around Elijah’s mug? We’ll never know where they got the terrible idea to leave the house this way, but we can warn men never, ever to take shaving tips from a Hobbit and a Ginger. [Photos courtesy of Wire Image] Keep reading »
I’ve been majorly crushing on Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder since I was 13, lived in San Diego, and made my mom drive past this house I swore he probably lived in when he was a resident of my fair city before becoming famous. Even though I’ve matured past doing drive-by’s (I don’t have a car, anyway), my love for the lusciously maned singer has not waned (ooh, rhyme!). Which is why I am seriously pissed that the tour he just announced in support of his solo effort, the soundtrack to Sean Penn’s Into The Wild, is only hitting the West Coast. Umm, Eddie, where is the love for the Midwest, South, and East Coast? Nevertheless, he is such an eternal Hot Piece of Ass, I had to celebrate him today and take this opportunity to let my bosses know I will be out of the office for a few days in April. [MSNBC] Keep reading »
Move over sensual massages and champagne! According to a new report, women get off on men doing chores around the house. â€œEmptying the dishwasher is a real clear sign that youâ€™re fighting for her love,â€ said Scott Haltzman, Brown University psychology professor and author of The Secrets of Happily Married Women. Heâ€™s discovered that helping out around the house unburdens your special lady and helps her relax. When she is at ease, sheâ€™s more likely to be in the mood to really get down to the dirty work of being a wife. But husbands, donâ€™t get greedy because itâ€™s not a tit for tat system. If you really want to tend to her needs, in or out of the bedroom, your intentions must be as good as your handy work. So, bend over and clean up! [AJC.com] Keep reading »
Revealing the number of people you’ve fooled around with is a lot like calling your grandmother. It’s one of those things you feel like you should do, but you really don’t want to. Why? Because you know you’re going to have a loooooong, drawn out conversation that essentially makes you feel uncomfortable. Sorry, Grams, but it’s true.
While you might lie to your grandmother about that time you jumped on top of the bar and took your shirt off, lying to your new boyfriend about your “free and easy” stage is a stickier subject. So what DO you tell him? And when? Keep reading »
Moving is not the most fun activity in the world. It’s less fun than going to the dentist. Less fun than getting delayed at the airport. Less fun than filing taxes. I am moving in approximately 14 days, but watching this little video (scroll to the bottom of the page), is making me a little more excited about it. Have you ever dated someone who lived in your building? I haven’t. And I actually don’t think it would be a good idea to even consider, because there are only four apartments in my new building. Sure, it would be convenient, but if it didn’t work out, I would probably have to move again. [SKForlee.com] Keep reading »
Ever since Nipplegate no TV network has wanted to risk upsetting uptight viewers or the FCC, which may explain why Grammy producers asked Amy Winehouse to wear a long-sleeved shirt during her performance on Sunday’s show. See, Amy’s got a nude pin-up inked on her arm, but instead of saying “no, no, no” to her usual get-up of tight tank-tops and revealing dresses, she got a little more creative. Viewers with a keen eye probably noticed that Amy’s nude tat had a black bra on during the telecast — which she painted on using her trademark black liquid liner. [PageSix.com] Keep reading »
My husband and I have tried having wall sex and shower sex (facing each other, missionary-style, etc.) and I think they make it look much hotter in the movies. Either that or my quads are just weak – what exercises will improve the fun of sex standing up? — Unstable in Boston, MA
I don’t know about you ladies, but I’ve got one position I do (and do it well). I don’t call it missionary, I don’t call it wheelbarrow, I call it lay on my back while my boyfriend does all the work. Sure, I’ll put my legs behind my head sometimes; I’ll even gyrate a little. The point is, zero muscles are being used and I like it. But all good things must come to an end, or change, and we’ve got to switch it up sometimes. Shower sex, sex against the wall or doorway, and all other sex standing up does take training. Here’s a few of my favorite exercises for getting into “sex” shape:
Squats (with free weights): Hold the weights (I normally do 5 lbs) down by your thighs. With your feet shoulder-width apart and flat on the floor, squat down until your thighs are parallel to the floor. Return to a standing position. Repeat until you can’t take it anymore.
Jump Rope: Trainers say this is one of the best exercises for building calf muscles. If you jump for twenty minutes (doing whatever variations are fun for you) those suckers are gonna burn.
Spin class: People make fun of me for raving about my spin class, but it works. Yeah, you’re gonna be subjected to the latest Bee Gees remix and yeah, you feel like you might die 30 minutes in, but when I do it consistently, my legs look like they belong to a Ugandan runner.
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Valentineâ€™s Day was a big date night feast and some of us poor suckers starved to death. Sometimes the buffet of singles doesn’t look so hot, but eventually you’ll have to eat something. Whether itâ€™s tonight, tomorrow, or sometime in the future, you will be showing off your feminine wiles all in the hopes that someone will treat you to a meal. This important mating ritual requires a certain amount of finesse. And baby, we know you got it! Now itâ€™s time to flaunt it. When youâ€™re getting ready for a date you need to do three key things:
1. Look hot.
2. Feel hot.
3. Get yourself in the mood.
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